Snabel&Alf gjør noe godt for verden*!

*spesifikt for eslene i Jerusalem.

Gledelige nyheter dumpet inn i vår postkasse her om dagen:

             PROMO ALERT FOR SEPTEMBER 2009
GEP wishes to inform you of the results of the International Grand E-mail Ballot
Promotion held in Bolton, Lancashire - United Kingdom on Tuesday 1st September,
2009. Your email account has been picked as a winner of a lump sum payout. This
is from total prize money of GBP 2,759,045.00 shared among the FIVE (5)
international winners in this category. Please contact your claims agent:

Mr Andrew Perkins.
Email: gep.andprkns@gmail.com
+44 208 144 2429

Winning details:
RN:  BGP/064-QX970FK24
BN: 83QX-G835
Amount Won: GBP551,809.00

Dessverre er det litt prakk å få til utenlandssamtaler fra kontortelefonen her på Snabel&Alf-HQ. Så vi måtte ty til svar i ebrevs form:

Hi,

I am already independently wealthy and have no need for this money.

Therefore I suggest that you forward my share to a charitable
organisation. I suggest the "Safe Haven for Donkeys in the Holy Land"
trust which does impeccable work for the beasts of burden in Israel. I
am most certain that they would more than welcome a donation from your
lottery.

Regards,

Før noen av dere hedninger beskylder Snabel&Alf for å finne på ting, så kan det sies at Safehaven for Donkeys er en ekte registrert charity over veslepytten, og dere kan selv se (og donere penger om så måtte være) på deres nettside: http://www.safehaven4donkeys.org/

Mischief-managed.